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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 19, 2007 9:45am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I need help with a limerick

There once was a Scotsman named Rob
Who some would say is a snob
But I'd call him a bitch
Oh the places he'd itch
With his worn out corn cobb.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Sep 19, 2007 9:48am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I need help with a limerick

Meter, my friend, stick to the meter.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Sep 19, 2007 9:57am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I need help with a limerick

Ive heard there's this fellow called Highflow
Who is said can give quite a good blow
He learned it from JOTS
Who'se practised quite lots
On whom, i really dont know



(sorry you two - just needed a couple of new names)

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 19, 2007 10:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I need help with a limerick

There once was a fellow named Dire
The ladies thought he was a liar
So he had sex with a guy named Biff
You happened to give him the syph
Now his pecker is on fire.


So far Rob has the best one. That shit was funny.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Sep 19, 2007 10:49am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: I need help with a limerick

yeah, Rob's got the Limerick Pulitzer hands on, err, i mean hands down easily.

this was fun though :)

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